Archive for February, 2010

Crotchless Sumo Twister

Johnny Weir Responds to Mocking Broadcasters By Catherine Donaldson-Evans Johnny Weir is fired up over comments by a pair of Canadian broadcasters who suggested his costumes and “body language” set a bad example for male skaters and joked he may have to take a gender test. Fired up? Flame on! He was just miffed because [...]

Grain Burns on the Knees

Here are my thoughts on recent Google searches people have used which somehow led to my site and links to the innocent posts that were subsequently victimized. Movies for Blind People – First of all… as I’ve mentioned before, they already have movies for blind people, which most people refer to as the radio. Unless [...]

comedy isnt sumtihng ur imaginiation shows

This thoughtful note was sent courtesy of Randy. I don’t know how he got a hold of a computer, or how he managed to actually murder the computer’s built in spell-checking software, but he apparently did both. After reading this, you may want to punch yourself in the head to get your brain working correctly [...]

Fried Space Mutant

The nasty little bugger was nesting on the south side of my plate. I was initially oblivious to its existence, but the look of fear on Paul’s face let me know that something was amiss. Something that could scare a grown man. Something evil. He slowly pointed to the mozzarella stick and I cautiously…perhaps stupidly, [...]

Lap Dance School

Man in chicken suit cries foul over abuse SEARCY, Ark.  A.P. – To Steven Turnage, it was bad enough to dress up in a chicken suit and stand along a city street in 105-degree heat. Having passers-by shoot bottle rockets at him has him crying foul. Hee…Hee… The only thing I can think of worse [...]

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