After a recent show, I had an audience member ask me what is perhaps my favorite question. He cautiously approached me and wondered out loud,
“You’re not really a Jew, are you?”
I LOVE that question! No, I’m not a Jew. I just make it up for the jokes. I love tricking people into thinking that I’m part of the most hated minority in the world. I tell my jokes then run to my car before I get jumped in the parking lot. Not only am I a Jew, but I’m a terrorist. A GAY terrorist! I’m a black pre-op transvestite gay jew terrorist and I’m working on getting my teaching degree so that I can influence your kids.
Does that answer your question stupid?