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Asphalt and Incest


I had to repost this cartoon that I originally put up on my site back in the winter of 05, as it has to be the best representation of the years of exhaustive training spent working on my craft. And no, surprisingly enough I did not go to art school. I home art-schooled myself. I’m especially fond of both the bird and the shopping cart.

Last night while leaving Target there was a woman dragging some giant-headed little bodied person who was screaming and flailing to and fro like an anorexic diabetic drowning in a 300 gallon hot-fudge sundae. By the way she was glued to the pavement you would have thought that she had just been tearfully reunited with her long lost daddy who was the result of a genetic experiment where scientists combined asphalt and incest. I pretended to tie my shoe so that I could record it with my camera phone, but my fear of getting inadvertently head-butted by this beast of the east…ern hills of Kentucky kept me from getting close enough to capture anything usable. Luckily, my ability to draw lifelike cartoons will enable everyone to see the scene exactly as I saw it.

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