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Aye Carumba its Snookis Chinese Vagina

Ting Wun I’m soooo sleeeeeepy. There’s been a construction crew working right outside of my apartment for the past week or so. If there were any roosters in my town, they’d equally annoyed at having their slumber interrupted. The banging […]

God is My Perky People Killer

So, you would think that if you have a bumper sticker that says God is My Pilot, I’m Only the Co-Pilot, you’d be a better freaking driver. Seriously, cause I’m clueless as to why God was having such a tough […]

Edible Redneck Magic Wands

I just saw two dudes at Target wearing matching Iron Maiden shirts with corresponding “how many points does a penagram have?” hairdos. Unless I missed the memo that the New Haven green over by Yale was having a Concert in […]

Holy Crack for the Born Again Strippers

I had the misfortune today of dealing with someone who reinforced every negative Jewish stereotype imaginable. At the risk of overusing a popular analogy, it was more annoying than having someone scrape a screaming baby across a chalkboard. By the […]

Jalapeno Burns of the Ethiopian Obese

There’s a gym on the way to my new job that has a large sign outside advertising a 1-dollar per day membership fee. I refuse to join any establishment that feels the need to equate my mandatory monetary contributions to […]

Guinness on the Ungrateful Pavement

Ohio police officers get drunk — on purpose – AP Fri Feb 26, 2:56 pm ET DAYTON, Ohio – Law enforcement officers in southwest Ohio were chugging down alcoholic drinks this week as part of a training exercise on how […]

Chili Cheesy Type 3 Diabetes

Family ‘Too Fat to Work’ Collects Annual $30,000 Disability Tuesday, March 17, 2009 A British family of four, who receives more than $30,000 a year in benefits because they are “too fat to work,” says they deserve more money, London’s […]

Crotchless Sumo Twister

Johnny Weir Responds to Mocking Broadcasters By Catherine Donaldson-Evans Johnny Weir is fired up over comments by a pair of Canadian broadcasters who suggested his costumes and “body language” set a bad example for male skaters and joked he may […]

Grain Burns on the Knees

Here are my thoughts on recent Google searches people have used which somehow led to my site and links to the innocent posts that were subsequently victimized. Movies for Blind People – First of all… as I’ve mentioned before, they […]

comedy isnt sumtihng ur imaginiation shows

This thoughtful note was sent courtesy of Randy. I don’t know how he got a hold of a computer, or how he managed to actually murder the computer’s built in spell-checking software, but he apparently did both. After reading this, […]

Fried Space Mutant

The nasty little bugger was nesting on the south side of my plate. I was initially oblivious to its existence, but the look of fear on Paul’s face let me know that something was amiss. Something that could scare a […]