" As a Jew born on Good Friday "
Cartoons
CAT PEE
In what was one of the most hilarious moments ever, my old cat peed all over my ex-roommates boots.
STRUNG OUT PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
Anybody who thinks that peanut butter cups are immune from the temptations that the rest of us face in our fragile little lives are obviously wrong.
COUNTRY BEAR
With his tiny little ukulele, sheriff’s hat, and razor sharp teeth, the bear protruding from the wall at a show I did at the Roadhouse in Maine, was more than likely the most memorable stuffed bear I’ve ever run across.
AARDVARK LOVE
Considered taboo by some, with her furry inviting snout and unconditional adoration, most view Aardvark Love as the greatest love of all. If not, why would Whitney Houston write a song about it?
FIREBALL
Jumping through a ring of fire, this is quite possibly the most talented fireball ever.
AFLAC
Rubber chickens are infinitely more frightening than rubber ducks, and here is the proof.
CURLS GONE WILD
If there ever were an appropriate time to question what the hell goes on within the confines of my head, this would be it.
PIRATE
Tiny Pirate licks sometimes tickle a little. If there’s a lesson to be learned from this cartoon, that would be it.
POPE
Not sure why the pope isn’t wearing his giant hat, or why he’s making an obscene gesture with his tongue, but respectively, he isn’t, and he is.
DINO
Not exactly sure what prompted this cartoon, but when there’s a flying doughnut involved, does it really matter?
PIXIE STICK
Pixie Stick is too busy getting high on his own supply to notice his friend, Lick ‘em Aid, who has clearly overdosed on the ground beside him.
BORDER BATHROOM
The bathroom at the Border Cafe looked like this. I chose to use the urinal at the legs of Texas, as he looked to be slightly distracted, thus less likely to be agitated getting hit in the backside by acidic Corona.
GOLEM
I ran into Schmiegel at Bennigan’s. He was circling the bar, searching for his precious.
MOZZARELLA ALIEN
This is the scary mozzarella stick and onlooking blue cat I experienced at a Friendly’s just south of Boston.
CRAB
This is a crab on Revere beach who has housed himself in a used syringe and is finishing off a bottle of red.
