I stopped by Marshall’s earlier today to pick up a couple of t-shirts. What should have taken just a few minutes ended up lasting an eternity due to the ever so thoughtful guy in front of me, who happened to pick the only 3 items in the entire store with no price tags. Their method [...]

I was getting more aggravated by the second. My appointment was for 7:15, and here it was almost 2 hours later with the only work done being a couple of quick x-rays. I was supposed to be getting a crown, in what would have been the last step in the root canal I had to [...]

4 Things 1 Someone said to me today that there is nothing worse than a Summer cold. I politely beg to differ. The top 2 items on my list of things that are worse than a Summer cold are, not in any particular order, mouth syphilis and people who say really f@cking stupid things. 2 [...]

At the movie theatre earlier today I was at the front of the line to get some nachos and a soda when I noticed a blind woman with her mentally challenged friend, and they were having a tough time making it to the front of the line for some reason. So listening to my finely [...]

A short time ago, near a trailer park far far away, a woman gave birth in a Wal-Mart. A more heartwarming way to be welcomed into this wondrous world of ours I couldn’t fathom. I can only begin to imagine all the spellbinding and historic life events this magical baby has in front of him. [...]