This is a tale of a show I did at the Roadhouse Café located deep in the backwoods of New Hampshire. I love how they added Café as if it added a touch of elegance. You’d swear you were dining in Paris if it weren’t for the spit cups on the table and the Toby [...]

My boxes of girl scout cookies were delivered to me at work today. I can understand why they start out as brownies, being as those little deviants are responsible for more fat people than Texas moms. I just stopped at Dunkin Donuts and after ordering my usual Iced Coffee was informed that they only had [...]

Interesting night performing at some random pizza place in Berlin, CT last night. First thing I noticed was the single autographed headshot on the wall. Who might be so important as to be the only celebrity adorning the wall of this palacia de pizzeria? Sinatra? DeNiro? John Gotti? Dustin Diamond? If you guessed any of [...]

I did a show a little while back in Agawam, MA, at a delightful little hidden gem called Goodfellaz. This particular establishment had to extend the glass front-window to 2 levels to accommodate all the neon beer signs that wouldn’t have fit otherwise. It seems like every time I walk into a place like that, [...]

After a recent show, I had an audience member ask me what is perhaps my favorite question. He cautiously approached me and wondered out loud, “You’re not really a Jew, are you?” I LOVE that question! No, I’m not a Jew. I just make it up for the jokes. I love tricking people into thinking [...]

About 8 or 9 years ago, I was doing a show up in Lake Sonapee, New Hampshire, at some sort of Golf resort in a restaurant/lounge that members and locals congregate at. I went up with Lamont Price. I did about 25 minutes and had an amazing set. The crowd was awesome that night. Lamont [...]