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The Bloodhound Chain Gang

‘Lean On Me’ Actor Arrested for Buying 200 POUNDS of Weed – TMZ The guy who starred as troubled youth Thomas Sams in the 1989 classic “Lean On Me” was arrested in Arizona for allegedly buying 200 pounds of pot from an undercover cop this week. This is awesome on so many levels. Did he [...]

Meth in a Bible and Al Queda Bar-Mitvahs

Bible-only Reading at US jail (AFP) WASHINGTON (AFP) – The US Department of Justice has filed a complaint against a South Carolina sheriff for letting one of his prisons bar inmates from reading anything but the Bible. I’m this really that much of an issue? Seriously… Banning prisoners in South Carolina from reading anything is [...]

Dane Cooks Vagina Spice

Ohio boy sells manly scented candles (AP)  MARYSVILLE, Ohio (AP) — A 13-year-old Ohio boy has launched his own line of scented candles meant for men, with fragrances that include bacon, New York-style pizza, sawdust and the smell of a fresh leather baseball mitt. Being that I’m all about helping the youngsters, I’ve created a [...]

Idahoan Krispy Kremes Waffles Chickens Moonshine Dreams

National newspaper calls Idaho… Iowa KTVB.COM – by Kelsey Jacobson BOISE — It is a commonly made mistake.  A slip of the tongue, or an error made by the misinformed that can make an Idahoan cringe.  Even so, it isn’t a mistake that is usually made on a national level, by a publication seen by [...]

Gooey Splenda Facials at the Regal Beagle

City to get RoboCop statue with fan funding DETROIT (Reuters) – From sci-fi cult film, to Twitter phenomenon to Detroit landmark-in-the-making. SpaceBalls? Sweet! I’ve been writing my senator for years to have a Pizza the Hutt statue built. I guess I’ll have to move to Detroit so I can make scheduled pilgrimages. Maybe they’ll also [...]

Guinness on the Ungrateful Pavement

Ohio police officers get drunk — on purpose – AP Fri Feb 26, 2:56 pm ET DAYTON, Ohio – Law enforcement officers in southwest Ohio were chugging down alcoholic drinks this week as part of a training exercise on how to give field sobriety tests. Several police officers and deputy sheriffs in Montgomery County volunteered [...]

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