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Chili Cheesy Type 3 Diabetes

Family ‘Too Fat to Work’ Collects Annual $30,000 Disability Tuesday, March 17, 2009 A British family of four, who receives more than $30,000 a year in benefits because they are “too fat to work,” says they deserve more money, London’s Daily Telegraph reported. Why don’t they open a pizza shop? I’ve never seen a pizza [...]

Crotchless Sumo Twister

Johnny Weir Responds to Mocking Broadcasters By Catherine Donaldson-Evans Johnny Weir is fired up over comments by a pair of Canadian broadcasters who suggested his costumes and “body language” set a bad example for male skaters and joked he may have to take a gender test. Fired up? Flame on! He was just miffed because [...]

Lap Dance School

Man in chicken suit cries foul over abuse SEARCY, Ark.  A.P. – To Steven Turnage, it was bad enough to dress up in a chicken suit and stand along a city street in 105-degree heat. Having passers-by shoot bottle rockets at him has him crying foul. Hee…Hee… The only thing I can think of worse [...]

Jujitsu Jesus and the Crucifiction Crack Rocks

Christian Wrestlers Body Slam For God Small bands of masked evangelists, clad in tights and armed with biblical names, argue it is. The violence and intensity of wrestling, they claim, can be the perfect way to attract the alternative, younger crowd. Past recruiting endeavors have included Religious Pit bull Fights where the dog that lives [...]

The Low Carb Gas Chamber

MUMBAI, India (AP) — The owner of a restaurant named after Adolf Hitler said Thursday he will change its name because it angered so many people. He does plan though, to keep the signed picture on the wall of Mel Gibson eating in the restaurant. Displaying his typically keen sense of wordplay, Gibson wrote that [...]

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