Woman does ‘mouth-to-beak’ to save chicken ARKADELPHIA, Ark. Danke Schoen Senor Arkansas… I was growing weary of ridiculing Kentuckians. And I would have given anything to have been a fly on the wall during the town counsel meeting where they decided that if Arkansas married its half-brother Philadelphia (this marriage would have to take place [...]

After nearly six decades of painstaking research in the field of rubber animals, utilizing a myriad of scientific research methods such as placebos, protractors, and double-blind phone surveys, I have come to four conclusions: 1 – Of all the rubber animals, rubber ducks are the most baby-friendly, while rubber chickens not only scare all babies, [...]

Before we delve into the pending issue of beautifully decorated cow anuses, I wanted to bring up the fact that lately I’ve been bombarded by Chinese spam. At least I’m pretty sure it’s spam. I’m getting comments left and right from the proprietors of a Mah Jong Casino, peddlers of both authentic and bootleg General [...]

I had to repost this cartoon that I originally put up on my site back in the winter of 05, as it has to be the best representation of the years of exhaustive training spent working on my craft. And no, surprisingly enough I did not go to art school. I home art-schooled myself. I’m [...]

I fondly remember the day my roommate approached me with tears streaming down her face because my cat had been peeing all over her stuff. At first I found it funny, but when I saw how much it upset her, I realized I was mistaken and that it wasn’t funny at all. It was downright [...]

Tennessee high school newspaper seized OAK RIDGE, Tennessee (AP) — Copies of a high school’s student newspaper were seized by administrators because the edition contained stories about birth control and tattoos, stirring a First Amendment debate. The administrators were upset because the birth control tips included 5 ways to make your chicken less attractive and [...]