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Rappers Testicles

Tennessee high school newspaper seized OAK RIDGE, Tennessee (AP) — Copies of a high school’s student newspaper were seized by administrators because the edition contained stories about birth control and tattoos, stirring a First Amendment debate. The administrators were upset because the birth control tips included 5 ways to make your chicken less attractive and [...]

The Deer Carcass Store

288-pound man gets 288 jellybeans PLEASANT PRAIRIE, Wis. – What do you get a 288-pound man for his birthday? How about 288 pounds of jelly beans? His family didn’t plan it that way, but when Mike Lively became the 1 millionth person to tour the Jelly Belly Center on his birthday Wednesday, he won his [...]

Zombie Bride

‘Bride’ with pot drives into N.H. pond GILFORD, N.H. (AP) — A woman wearing a wedding dress and parked beside a pond drove into the water Wednesday after officers tried to take a bag of marijuana from her, police said. First of all, that’s some serious junkie behavior there. If you’re pulling a stunt like [...]

3 Wheels and a Chicken

Couple Tries Selling Kid for Cash, Car OWENSBORO, Ky. (AP) – March 25, 2007 – A Kentucky couple is charged with trying to sell a 15-month-old girl for three-thousand dollars and a SUV. Is the problem that they tried to overcharge for a Kentucky baby? I would think that the most you should try to [...]

Epileptic Talking Pinball

If anyone has had the good fortune to spend 90 minutes of their life with nothing more productive to do but watch the movie Radio, and happens to be wondering where he’s working today, the answer is at Wendy’s. Radio was the classic film seeing Cuba Gooding Jr. stretch his natural thespian abilities to portray [...]

3 Men and a Baby Jesus

HOMESTEAD, FL (NBC) — South Floridians have claimed to see holy images in things like grilled cheese or a pancake. On Thursday, a Homestead, Florida man said he saw Jesus in an X-ray he had taken of himself at a doctor’s office. That has to be the least delicious Jesus image in history. It’s also [...]

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