Comments for Jesse Gersten

Comment on Mister Chocodile’s Meat Surprise Two Ways by eskape

eskape — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 19:52:29 +0000

Hahaha every Jail should have these!

Comment on Night of the Cerebral Palsy Living Dead by Jesse

Jesse — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 03:48:13 +0000

Yes, they are quite delicious. And as an added bonus, I’ve started bringing my laundry along when I get my tacos.

Comment on Night of the Cerebral Palsy Living Dead by Lissa

Lissa — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 09:11:42 +0000

Oh my shit. Firstlee, I almost fell out of bed laughing. Secondlee, this is one of the funniest blog posts I’ve, like, ever read. Thirdlee, I want one of those Chinese tacos. Sounds tastee.

Comment on Meth in a Bible and Al Queda Bar-Mitvahs by Tiger

Tiger — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 21:31:00 +0000

You might remember me as the guy in the striped overalls in San Antonio. Nice commentary. I had a chuckle or two!

Comment on Jalapeno Burns and the Burny Jewey Tushy by Jesse

Jesse — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:13:28 +0000

2 Falls. 2 Burns. 2 Accidents. 1 Punch in the nose. I spread out my misfortune evenly.

Comment on Jalapeno Burns and the Burny Jewey Tushy by Jen

Jen — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 21:55:23 +0000

Seems to me you fall a lot. Happy Birthday!

Comment on Portly Squat Illegal Italian Leasebreaker by Jesse

Jesse — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 18:31:54 +0000

He slurps it, drops it on the carpet, picks it up with his mouth, then while chewing on it he usually says something about wanting to bang Snookie. He’s typically repeat this 3 or 4 times before finishing a strand of spaghetti.

Comment on Portly Squat Illegal Italian Leasebreaker by Margaret (Nanny Goats)

Margaret (Nanny Goats) — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 18:19:56 +0000

I think it’s pretty obvious you’ve got a boot-shaped-country-flavored roomie on your hands. Here’s the real test: Does he slurp or twist his spaghetti?

Comment on Etheopian Pocket Rocket by Grain Burns on the Knees « Jesse Gersten

Grain Burns on the Knees « Jesse Gersten — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:11:59 +0000

[...] Black Ethiopian Porn – This has me wondering why someone felt the need to specify a particular race. He must have been safeguarding against the possibility that his valuable self compu-loving time could be wasted by some selfish white Ethiopian sharecropper who moonlights in the burgeoning east African porn industry. If you’re not turned on by highly visible skeletal structures and grain burns on the knees, then you’re probably better off watching the circling flies engage in consensual copulation. [...]