So, you would think that if you have a bumper sticker that says God is My Pilot, I’m Only the Co-Pilot, you’d be a better freaking driver. Seriously, cause I’m clueless as to why God was having such a tough time navigating a Dodge Neon through a football field sized opening to the right of [...]

Thing 1 Today I saw a woman with the most gigantic ass I’ve ever seen on a mammal. It was as if she stuffed her jeans with a pair of fully grown pheasants. She has to be the only person that’s taller when she’s sitting than when she’s standing up. Thing 2 Not long ago [...]