Thing One Conversation from last night: Me: “Hey, how fresh is that ink?” Not Me: “It’s a few years old. It looks really dark and puffy because I’m allergic to black ink.” Me: “Oh, well that was brilliant then, getting that big tribal tattoo.” Not Me: “Thanks.” Me: “No problem. I don’t blame you. Fuck [...]

Bible-only Reading at US jail (AFP) WASHINGTON (AFP) – The US Department of Justice has filed a complaint against a South Carolina sheriff for letting one of his prisons bar inmates from reading anything but the Bible. I’m this really that much of an issue? Seriously… Banning prisoners in South Carolina from reading anything is [...]

Here is but a sampling of the strange accidents, injuries, and occurrences that make up my so called life. This list is by no means complete, but for today it’ll have to make do. Happy Birthday to Me! The second I bit into the Jalapeno Popper that I had just seconds earlier taken out of [...]