This is a tale of a show I did at the Roadhouse Café in nowhereville Maine. I love how they added Café as if it made the place more elegant. You’d swear you were dining in Paris if it weren’t for the spit cups on the table and the Toby Keith assaulting your eardrums with [...]

A short time ago, near a trailer park far far away, a woman gave birth in a Wal-Mart. A more heartwarming way to be welcomed into this wondrous world of ours I couldn’t fathom. I can only begin to imagine all the spellbinding and historic life events this magical baby has in front of him. [...]