Posts Tagged ‘mayor mccheese’

Gooey Splenda Facials at the Regal Beagle

City to get RoboCop statue with fan funding DETROIT (Reuters) – From sci-fi cult film, to Twitter phenomenon to Detroit landmark-in-the-making. SpaceBalls? Sweet! I’ve been writing my senator for years to have a Pizza the Hutt statue built. I guess I’ll have to move to Detroit so I can make scheduled pilgrimages. Maybe they’ll also [...]

Rappers Testicles

Tennessee high school newspaper seized OAK RIDGE, Tennessee (AP) — Copies of a high school’s student newspaper were seized by administrators because the edition contained stories about birth control and tattoos, stirring a First Amendment debate. The administrators were upset because the birth control tips included 5 ways to make your chicken less attractive and [...]