Mr Stretchee and the Pretend Raccoon

We had a Toys-for-Tots drive at work and I peeked inside the box to see what goodies the little ones could expect. I was immediately shocked and dismayed to see that one of the donations was a game called Hungry Hungry Pooches. Really? Were there no plastic hippos left? These kids are living in a [...]

Guinness on the Ungrateful Pavement

Ohio police officers get drunk — on purpose – AP
Fri Feb 26, 2:56 pm ET
DAYTON, Ohio – Law enforcement officers in southwest Ohio were chugging down alcoholic drinks this week as part of a training exercise on how to give field sobriety tests. Several police officers and deputy sheriffs in Montgomery County volunteered to drink [...]

Chili Cheesy Type 3 Diabetes

Family ‘Too Fat to Work’ Collects Annual $30,000 Disability
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
A British family of four, who receives more than $30,000 a year in benefits because they are “too fat to work,” says they deserve more money, London’s Daily Telegraph reported.
Why don’t they open a pizza shop? I’ve never seen a pizza shop owner who [...]

Kirstie Alleys Pee Pee Pants

Once upon a warm summer day, my soon to be ex-roommate approached me on the verge of tears because my cat had been peeing all over her stuff. I have to admit I found it mildly amusing at first, but after reflecting on how much it upset her, seeing her cry like Kirstie Alley at [...]

Crotchless Sumo Twister

Johnny Weir Responds to Mocking Broadcasters
By Catherine Donaldson-Evans
Johnny Weir is fired up over comments by a pair of Canadian broadcasters who suggested his costumes and “body language” set a bad example for male skaters and joked he may have to take a gender test.
Fired up? Flame on! He was just miffed because taking a gender [...]

Grain Burns on the Knees

Here are my thoughts on recent Google searches people have used which somehow led to my site and links to the innocent posts that were subsequently victimized.
Movies for Blind People – First of all… as I’ve mentioned before, they already have movies for blind people, which most people refer to as the radio. Unless you’re [...]

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