They should definitely make these non-toxic. That’s a disaster waiting to happen. And it’s not going to have a long wait. If the circumference of your equator warrants this particular purchase, at some point you’re going to slip in the shower, after which you’d end up going into starvation mode after a couple of difficult [...]
‘Lean On Me’ Actor Arrested for Buying 200 POUNDS of Weed – TMZ The guy who starred as troubled youth Thomas Sams in the 1989 classic “Lean On Me” was arrested in Arizona for allegedly buying 200 pounds of pot from an undercover cop this week. This is awesome on so many levels. Did he [...]
Woman does ‘mouth-to-beak’ to save chicken ARKADELPHIA, Ark. Danke Schoen Senor Arkansas… I was growing weary of ridiculing Kentuckians. And I would have given anything to have been a fly on the wall during the town counsel meeting where they decided that if Arkansas married its half-brother Philadelphia (this marriage would have to take place [...]
Firstlee – I dropped my car off to be violated by my mechanic and had to walk two whole miles to get home. I now have no choice but to trick an ugly girl into being my girlfriend so I can get rides home in situations such as this, and other times like when I [...]
Bible-only Reading at US jail (AFP) WASHINGTON (AFP) – The US Department of Justice has filed a complaint against a South Carolina sheriff for letting one of his prisons bar inmates from reading anything but the Bible. I’m this really that much of an issue? Seriously… Banning prisoners in South Carolina from reading anything is [...]
Here is but a sampling of the strange accidents, injuries, and occurrences that make up my so called life. This list is by no means complete, but for today it’ll have to make do. Happy Birthday to Me! The second I bit into the Jalapeno Popper that I had just seconds earlier taken out of [...]
