Ohio boy sells manly scented candles (AP) MARYSVILLE, Ohio (AP) — A 13-year-old Ohio boy has launched his own line of scented candles meant for men, with fragrances that include bacon, New York-style pizza, sawdust and the smell of a fresh leather baseball mitt. Being that I’m all about helping the youngsters, I’ve created a [...]
We had a Toys-for-Tots drive at work and I peeked inside the box to see what assortment of goodies the needy little monsters could expect. I was immediately shocked and dismayed to see that one of the donations was a game called Hungry Hungry Pooches. Really? Did China run out of plastic hippos to export? [...]
Before we delve into the pending issue of beautifully decorated cow anuses, I wanted to bring up the fact that lately I’ve been bombarded by Chinese spam. At least I’m pretty sure it’s spam. I’m getting comments left and right from the proprietors of a Mah Jong Casino, peddlers of both authentic and bootleg General [...]
I had to repost this cartoon that I originally put up on my site back in the winter of 05, as it has to be the best representation of the years of exhaustive training spent working on my craft. And no, surprisingly enough I did not go to art school. I home art-schooled myself. I’m [...]
My boxes of girl scout cookies were delivered to me at work today. I can understand why they start out as brownies, being as those little deviants are responsible for more fat people than Texas moms. I just stopped at Dunkin Donuts and after ordering my usual Iced Coffee was informed that they only had [...]
