Guinness on the Ungrateful Pavement

Ohio police officers get drunk — on purpose – AP Fri Feb 26, 2:56 pm ET DAYTON, Ohio – Law enforcement officers in southwest Ohio were chugging down alcoholic drinks this week as part of a training exercise on how to give field sobriety tests. Several police officers and deputy sheriffs in Montgomery County volunteered [...]

Chili Cheesy Type 3 Diabetes

Family ‘Too Fat to Work’ Collects Annual $30,000 Disability Tuesday, March 17, 2009 A British family of four, who receives more than $30,000 a year in benefits because they are “too fat to work,” says they deserve more money, London’s Daily Telegraph reported. Why don’t they open a pizza shop? I’ve never seen a pizza [...]

Crotchless Sumo Twister

Johnny Weir Responds to Mocking Broadcasters By Catherine Donaldson-Evans Johnny Weir is fired up over comments by a pair of Canadian broadcasters who suggested his costumes and “body language” set a bad example for male skaters and joked he may have to take a gender test. Fired up? Flame on! He was just miffed because [...]

Grain Burns on the Knees

Here are my thoughts on recent Google searches people have used which somehow led to my site and links to the innocent posts that were subsequently victimized. Movies for Blind People – First of all… as I’ve mentioned before, they already have movies for blind people, which most people refer to as the radio. Unless [...]

comedy isnt sumtihng ur imaginiation shows

This thoughtful note was sent courtesy of Randy. I don’t know how he got a hold of a computer, or how he managed to actually murder the computer’s built in spell-checking software, but he apparently did both. After reading this, you may want to punch yourself in the head to get your brain working correctly [...]

Fried Space Mutant

The nasty little bugger was nesting on the south side of my plate. I was initially oblivious to its existence, but the look of fear on Paul’s face let me know that something was amiss. Something that could scare a grown man. Something evil. He slowly pointed to the mozzarella stick and I cautiously…perhaps stupidly, [...]

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