I stopped by Marshall’s earlier today to pick up a couple of t-shirts. What should have taken just a few minutes ended up lasting an eternity due to the ever so thoughtful guy in front of me, who happened to pick the only 3 items in the entire store with no price tags. Their method [...]

I was getting more aggravated by the second. My appointment was for 7:15, and here it was almost 2 hours later with the only work done being a couple of quick x-rays. I was supposed to be getting a crown, in what would have been the last step in the root canal I had to [...]

I did a show a little while back in Agawam, MA, at a delightful little hidden gem called Goodfellaz. This particular establishment had to extend the glass front-window to 2 levels to accommodate all the neon beer signs that wouldn’t have fit otherwise. It seems like every time I walk into a place like that, [...]

Tennessee high school newspaper seized OAK RIDGE, Tennessee (AP) — Copies of a high school’s student newspaper were seized by administrators because the edition contained stories about birth control and tattoos, stirring a First Amendment debate. The administrators were upset because the birth control tips included 5 ways to make your chicken less attractive and [...]

288-pound man gets 288 jellybeans PLEASANT PRAIRIE, Wis. – What do you get a 288-pound man for his birthday? How about 288 pounds of jelly beans? His family didn’t plan it that way, but when Mike Lively became the 1 millionth person to tour the Jelly Belly Center on his birthday Wednesday, he won his [...]

After a recent show, I had an audience member ask me what is perhaps my favorite question. He cautiously approached me and wondered out loud, “You’re not really a Jew, are you?” I LOVE that question! No, I’m not a Jew. I just make it up for the jokes. I love tricking people into thinking [...]